Bertie Carvel. I love you.
The shopping centre has it’s own TV channel, where the last five minutes is a black and white silent movie about a baked bean tin.
. ” I really want a cigarette, but I haven’t smoked in two months. Someone distract me or I will have to keep writing in Chinese” .
Some people are doctors and that’s cool. Some people are captains, and that’s cool, too. John Watson is both because he’s goddamn AWESOME.
Doctors: Who, Horrible, Zaius, Indiana Jones
Captains: Jack Sparrow, America, Hammer, Jack Harkness
Harder to Breathe in my pants
Africa in my pants. Oh well…
speed of sound in my pants
Flow in my pants
welp
I Really HATE You Guys In My Pants.
Thank you, Broadway Karkat, for making life perfect.
cough syrup IN MY PANTS.
blood in my pants.
No thank you.
Yellow in my pants…
The Nine in My Pants……………
Down Down in my pants.
You Look Better When I’m Drunk in my pants.
xD
Machine In my pants xD
Cracked Actor In My Pants
If You’re Not The One in my pants
To Whom It May Concern in my pants
Fantastic baby in my pants. WELL…
Shia LaBeouf in my pants.
Admit it again in my pants.
We found love in my pants.
(Source: biiebersgiirl)
John’s withholding sex because he’s angry at Sherlock.
So Sherlock just laced John’s dinner with a triple-dose of Viagra.
Let’s hope their room in that little Inn has a sturdy bed.
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